Ip Man 3 – review
Toasty! Martial arts movies hardly reach the theaters nowadays. It seems comic book and CGI-heavy flicks outweigh them in the action genre. But it’s ok, I guess. I’m here to talk about Ip Man 3. Even though this awesome film ain’t in all theaters, it’s definitely worth the trip to the closest one. I suggest […]
Kingsman: The Secret Service – review
Toasty! It’s been quite some time since I was wowed by a spy movie. Kingsman: The Secret Service delivered in all aspects of what a great spy movie should be. Instead of just reviewing this amazing piece of theatrical art, I will list the five elements (one for each slice) of what I believe makes […]
Jupiter Ascending – review
Half-baked The Wachowskis have created another visually stunning film. It’s too bad that the plot doesn’t follow suit. The story follows Jupiter Jones (Mila Kunis), an apathetic maid who is struggling with money and family problems. She decides to sell her eggs for extra income. Her DNA alerts certain powerful people, not on Earth but […]
American Sniper – Review
Half-baked I alwaze believed that military movies are not only usually entertaining films, especially if you’re an action junkie, but advertising for the military. The latter ain’t a bad thing at all. I’m actually for it. Once upon a time, I was supposed to leave for boot camp after enlisting in the
The Wolverine – review
Fresh Ever since I was a youngin’, I was fascinated with all superheroes, but for several reasons, Wolverine stood out from the pack. For the most part, he was a rebel with a cause. Because he didn’t care too much for authority and playing by his own rules, Wolverine was certainly someone that I can […]
Fast Five – review
Toasty! Fast Five deserves a high five! And 5/5 slices on my scale. I’m going to write this review in a different way as I normally would. To commemorate the fifth installment of the Fast and the Furious series, I will list five reasons why you should watch it and list five things that I […]
Limitless – review
Fresh I’ve never watched a movie that made me want to be so productive. I came home at 2:30 in the wee hours after hanging with friends. I could’ve easily knocked out, but watching this movie just hours before gave me a jumpstart on the dead battery within – so I started writing. Basically, watching […]
New Taste Marketplace – a tasty review
Toasty! There’s a few things that my mom (Mi Madre) and I have in common; food reigns supreme (Iron Chef reference). Because I’m a writer, Mi Madre suggests that I become a food writer. How convenient would that be? Here’s an attempt. This past Saturday, March 12, Mi Madre and I traveled to St. […]
Hall Pass – review
Half-baked Hall Pass is raunchy, full of perverted humor and is, in a Chris Rock voice, “Got damn disgusting!” But as any average guy would tell you, it’s Hall-arious. I saw this funny flick two weeks ago as a pre-screening. Although it was free, I would’ve paid to see it. Y’all must know that I […]